Welcome to all of my fellow Boos.  I am Feline Overlord Mittens.  I am the ruler of everything I see…and be warned…if I see it, it is MINE.

I’m am sure you are all wondering why I would allow my human servant to share my sleeping quarters.  Do not be alarmed, there has been no signs of  a human coo.  My servant girl has a broken hand and after numerous hours of brushing, I found her cast to be a quite useful scratching post.

I am simply rewarding my human for her ingenuity and foresight -  more humans should take note and break limbs for their feline masters.

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